SEVEN

Well, I am breaking my meme rule because the person who sent this to me did so by ESP. That said, I am not tagging anyone with this. So the meme ends here (unless I tag you with ESP).


Seven Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

1. snorkel in Bora Bora
2. have another child
3. exhibit my paintings in a major gallery
4. write at least one great poem
5. buy a home
6. change careers again or add another one
7. dance naked on a beach


Seven Things I Can Do:

1. calm down hysterical people
2. make almost any good cocktail fairly well
3. win $400 from a 25-cent slot machine
4. write effective appeal letters to insurance companies denying payment
5. eat an entire gallon of ice cream in one sitting
6. go somewhere once but never forget how to get there again
7. think in 3-D (hence #6)


Seven Things I Cannot Do:

1. sing very well
2. whistle
3. play violin
4. drive behind someone driving 15 or more miles below the speed limit
5. speak Spanish despite being able to read/write it
6. float in water (probably because of all the ice cream!)
7. sit in a movie for longer than about 90 mins without wanting to die


Seven Things That Attract Me to the Same Sex:

1. smile
2. a HUGE vocabulary
3. kindness
4. someone not afraid to poke fun at me
5. someone who can stand up to me
6. dark hair (brown or black)
7. seriousness


Seven Celebrity Crushes:

1. Antonio Banderas
2. The Young Elvis
3. The Young Elvis
4. The Young Elvis
5. The Young Elvis
6. The Young Elvis
7. The Young Elvis

Hahahaha. Yup, the young Elvis is what made me gay, folks. Yessiree.