Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Turn On Your Heartlight

Maya Angelou has something to say.


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Gary Snyder is $100,000 richer!



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If you haven't yet read Collin's latest recap of Idol, you should.


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Errands today, a lot of them. Also, some reading, and I have set aside time for writing today. I have scheduled 4 hours, during which I hope to get a big chunk of something new written. The wiring in my brain has gone wonky when it comes to writing. I have no explanation.


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I am so sick of the democratic primaries at this point that I could scream my head off. I really am becoming nervous that the longer this goes on, the more likely it is that John McCain will be our next President.


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Clue: Hard Candy


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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Bake Sale Tomorrow

"Poets talk about the attention brought by National Poetry Month the way kids talk about food at summer camp—it's terrible, and there's not enough of it. For the rest of the reading world, the initiative has all the appeal of a charity drive. While there's plenty of good poetry being written today, there's at least six times as much of the not-so-good variety."

(Jordan Davis reviews Doty, Wade, Dennigan and Boland in Slate)

Lemon Water and Chocolate

Rumi continues to win awards. This time, his work nets someone a Peabody Award.


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A kiss is but a kiss is but a... Oh, well, sometimes a kiss is not just a kiss!


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A few of you asked, so... We are going here for dinner tonight. I had to make the reservations over a month ago in order to get the reservation.


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Clue: Apple


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A Good Return For Their Toil



It was on this date two years ago that a certain someone actually "married" me. Some are still speculating as to his faculties, which is understandable seeing I am not the easiest man in the world to love or live with...

And this is one of those times where I love this blog. Here is the ceremony, preserved in cyberspace. April 29, 2006 remains the day in which we got the highest traffic here. And here is "the evidence" we actually pulled off the day.

April 29, 2006 remains the happiest day of my entire life so far. Thank you, Jacob. I love you so much.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Arm, Please

"Her body hasn't been found, and prosecutor Paul Hora presented a circumstantial-evidence case that he said showed that she is dead and that her husband killed her."

Um, are we in the U.S.? A man can be convicted of murder based on circumstantial evidence? Whoa! This is bizarre. I just don't know how a jury could be so certain without real evidence.


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Bought my tickets to fly to Ashville this summer. Dear God, airlines are getting really expensive.


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And speaking of high airline ticket prices (due to the ridiculously high price of oil), here are the latest gas prices. I mean, I swear to God: I had a quarter tank of gas and filled my car only to see the bill cross sixty dollars. And I don't drive a minivan, a hummer, or other monster vehicle.




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Town Crier

Leslie has some great news. Stop by and wish her well, when you have a chance.


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Potentially Dangerous

Thank God! I was really worried about this because Continental is one of the few airlines I like to fly.


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The NYT has a really long article on young gay couples:


"But young gay men today are coming of age in a different time from the baby-boom generation of gays and lesbians who fashioned modern gay culture in this country — or even from me, a gay man in his early 30s. While being a gay teenager today can still be difficult and potentially dangerous (particularly for those who live in noncosmopolitan areas or are considered effeminate), gay teenagers are coming out earlier and are increasingly able to experience their gay adolescence. That, in turn, has made them more likely to feel normal. Many young gay men don’t see themselves as all that different from their heterosexual peers, and many profess to want what they’ve long seen espoused by mainstream American culture: a long-term relationship and the chance to start a family."



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Long day ahead of me. I have a meeting this evening after I get out of clinic.


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Clue: St. Peter


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Sunday, April 27, 2008

RIP, Jason Shinder (1955-2008)

RIP, Jason Shinder. Blood will not turn against you in your new life.

Here is a poem of his:

ONE DAY I WILL DIE

How proud I am
to be the center
of a tragedy

Again
and again
the same shadow.

Thank you God.
Thank you shadow.
Happy is the man

who looks into
the deepest folds
of his sorrows.

The soul, lost
can be stirred.
Thank you sorrows.

Thank you
bottom of the river.
Won't you be forever?

No one else
in sight.
Soon I won't

have to work
to get attention.
Thank you work.

Haven't you carried me
everywhere?
And thank you

silence
for holding me
before I spoke.

And it does not good
to give me a glass
of water.

And it does no good
to wipe the sweat
from my forehead.

Not now.
Not in the night
with my eyes closing.

Thank you night.
This time
before I leave

I want to thank
my friends.
Thank you friends.

Thank you.
What more could I,
a dying man, want?



--Jason Shinder



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Sunday Sampler

"I am not saying that every MFA grad or candidate shouldn't be writing poetry, but a proliferation of programs does on some level connote a lowering of standards in order to capitalize on the boom of potential income a program can provide."

(part of Justin Evans' conclusion in his post addressing the post by Ron Silliman I posted yesterday-try saying that 3 times quickly!)


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"If one were forced to select a single word to exemplify Bishop's peculiar charm and power, it might well be "No," which keeps resurfacing at key moments. This was hardly a cry against life's challenges and opportunities. Rather it was a self-reprimand, or a self-exhortation: an internal urging to cast off first impressions, to look deeper and see things afresh."

(Brad Leithauser discusses Elizabeth Bishop in the Wall Street Journal, of all places)


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I wrote a short story yesterday, the first one in years. It is only my third short story, and it is the first one that I might even try to publish.


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"Saroyan was the master of the one-word poem. But his works were as musical and meaningful as more conventional poetry, too, and a lot more amusing. The minimal poems were eye openers, ear openers and mind openers, and no one else was doing anything much like them at the time, and no one has since."

(Richard Hell on Aram Saroyan in the NYT)


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I have posted in the past some of Disney's new ad campaign. My favorite is still the King Arthur one because I was so shocked when I realized Arthur was none other than Roger Federer. This time, Annie Leibowitz takes on "The Little Mermaid." The little mermaid in this ad is Julianne Moore. But more surprising is that the merman swimming in the foreground of the photo is Olympic swimmer, Michael Phelps! I am amazed these people consent to doing these photos, though I suspect the Disney megalocorp pays handsomely.


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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton shouldn't share the Democratic presidential ticket unless they really want to.


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Clue: Deep-Tissue


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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Rant Buried

"Today, however, there are at least ten thousand publishing poets working in the English language in & around North America. Unless all the MFA factories shut down at once, that number can be expected to double in the next decade. And there are more books of poetry published – roughly 4,000 a year. The 150 books I got to wade through for PSA was less than five percent of the ones I could have gotten (another way of looking at it would be that just submitting a book for an prize like the PSA Williams Award puts one up ahead over 95 percent of what is out there). These numbers too will grow. If you think it’s Babylon now, just imagine what it will be like in another ten years."

(Ron Silliman from his blog)


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Good morning from Corvalis, OR. The reading last night went well. It was definitely one of the most striking rooms in which I have ever done a reading. A rotunda, with huge windows behind the podium, the days now long enough that the sun was setting outside and the trees and flora outside slowly changed during the reading from luminous to shadowy to darkness.


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Back to SF in a few hours (I'm on call starting tonight).


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Oh dear God! Is this for real? Say it isn't so. SAY IT ISN'T SO!


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Because heterosexual marriage is such a pinnacle of success, and because gays canot possibly be successful in something as austere as marriage....


What-effing-ever! Yeah, shows like The Bachelor and others where folks compete to get maried-- now that is a real testament to hetero marriage. No one is asking to let gays marry in your churches, sanctioned by your religion. We are talking civil marriage here people. We are talking about the numerous ways in which our long-term relationships are taxed, yes taxed, differently than heteros. This country was founded on the dislike of taxation without representation. So why the hell do you think we would, as a group, just jump for joy to be taxed unfairly, treated unfairly, all so some of you can rejoice in the sanctity of your marriages. Fine, I propose we start a ban on divorce! Since marriage is so sacrosanct, then keep it. And STEW IN IT.


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Clue: Testify!


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Friday, April 25, 2008

Oregon Bound

I am reading tonight at Oregon State University in Corvalis, OR. So, in less than an hour I am off to the airport. The flight up isn't too long. I should be in Corvalis by about noon. Reading tonight at 7:30pm. I fly back to San Francisco tomorrow early afternoon.


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"Jorie Graham's status as a canonic poet - of the academic breed, with a flair for blending the intellectual and the sensual - is virtually guaranteed."

(from the SF Chronicle)


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"Poor Robert Hass. National Book Award, the Pulitzer—who cares? Your name's not Mary Oliver. Hass makes it to number 2, but Oliver makes it to number 1 . . . and 4 . . . and 7 . . . and 8 . . . and 19. You get the picture. Maybe next time, Bobby."

(from the Poetry Foundation's Bestseller List)


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Clue: Semaphore


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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Truth Is Stranger...

I know HBO is a little down and out what with the loss of most of their great original programming, but this is more, ahem, than a little odd. They are greenlighting a show about a well-hung man. I am so not making this up. The variety article quotes:

"Think of him like Spider-Man," Burson said. "He's an average guy who gets in touch with his innate super powers."

Um, gee, what kind of super powers is he talking about?! No wonder Showtime is kicking HBO's ass nowadays.

Not Exactly What I Expected

Well, this is definitely not exactly what I expected. I asked people to identify themselves because I was curious who visits us here at The Muse. Of course, poet vs. writer thing is part self-identification, but that withstanding....

Looking at the first 100 visitors to answer the poll, this is the breakdown:

43% of the visitors are poets who also blog

This part was not the surprising part to me. Each blogosphere, whether poetry or knitting, is driven by links to others in that community.

35% of the visitors are poets who do not blog

This kind of surprised me, though I have heard many arguments that most of the people reading poetry are also poets. I didn't expect this high a number of poets who do not blog to be tuning in here.

15% of the visitors here are neither poets/writers nor bloggers

This was the most surprising thing about this poll. Now I am curious who makes up this 15%!

5% of visitors here are writers who do not blog

1% are writers who do blog

1% are bloggers who are not writers


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God of Thunder

"It makes a certain kind of sense, then, that Mr. Kleinzahler’s career-spanning new book of poems, “Sleeping It Off in Rapid City,” features on its cover a nighttime photograph of a White Castle hamburger franchise. Like White Castle’s pint-size hamburgers, Mr. Kleinzahler’s poems are of uncertain if not dubious nutritional value."

(Dwight Garner reviews August Kleinzahler's latest in the NYT)


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This week is flying by. I cannot even believe it is already Thursday. Clinic today and then home tonight to pack and get ready to fly up to Oregon on Friday morning. I will be reading on Friday evening at Oregon State University and then flying home on Saturday.


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If you haven't answered the poll, please do. I know more than 80 people visit here each day. And I really am curious about the makeup of who visits this cyberspace. So, please take the 23 seconds to vote in the poll. I would really appreciate it.


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Clue: Toga party


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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Halt! Who Goes There?

Who the Heck Are You?

Because I am curious about who visits us here at The Muse.

Which of the following are you?
A poet who blogs
A writer who blogs
A poet who does not blog
A writer who does not blog
Someone who blogs but is not a writer/poet
None of the Above

View Results

Create your own myspace poll



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Juan Gelman wins the Cervantes Prize.


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Not too many errands to do today, so I am meeting a friend for lunch in the Haight. The copy of Geography III arrived and, I am happy to report, it is in mint condition. I had been looking for this volume for several years.


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As usual, Collin is dead on; his recap of Idol is the best one out there.


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Clue: "I can't stand this indecision, married with a lack of vision."


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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Instructions, The Breakdown

Steve has boiled it all down and presents for us the essentials of how to keep a Poetry Blog.

Hilarious!


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Vietnamese poet Le Dat passed away.


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Clue: Vitamin G


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Poem

Bob Hicok is the featured poet this week at Linebreak. His poem is read by Beth Ann Fennelly.


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Jack

"Ashbery does write poems that are “about” specific subjects in a more or less conventional way. “How to Continue” is an elegy for gay men and the gay male culture destroyed by AIDS; it is as cleareyed and moving, as honorably sentimental, as any poem written in response to the epidemic."

(from the NY Times, Langdon Hammer on John Ashbery)


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"Not long before he died, I asked the poet Alan Dugan how his writing had changed over the years—an innocent enough question, I thought, and I was unprepared for the ferocity of his reply. He proudly proclaimed, in a tone of voice that made unmistakable his contempt for even being asked such a question, that there was no difference between the poems he wrote in the 1950s and those that he authored half a century later. The belief in change, he went on to say, was a capitalist conspiracy. I knew better than to ask him to follow up on that last point, and I should have known not to ask my question in the first place. Dugan was, after all, one of our sternest and most militantly antiromantic poets."


(David Wojahn reviews Selected Poems by Goldbarth, Beasley, Phillips and Voigt)


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"...the job of community poet laureate may be the Bay Area's fastest-growing profession. A decade ago, there was just one - the newly named first poet laureate of San Francisco, Lawrence Ferlinghetti.

Marin pushed the local total to 13 on Friday, consolidating the Bay Area's pre-eminence in the field. The nine-county area surrounding San Francisco Bay holds 20 percent of the state's population and 57 percent of the state's 23 local poets laureate."


(from the SF Chronicle)


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Okay, the Tudors is now heating up. The last episode did, in fact, add some heat to what had been a somewhat tepid season so far.


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From the Press Release:

The distinguished Rebekah Johnson Bobbitt National Prize for Poetry, created 20 years ago, will be awarded to two poets who teach at universities in Virginia: Bob Hicok of Virginia Tech and Charles Wright of the University of Virginia.

The $10,000 prize recognizes a book of poetry written by an American and published during the preceding two years and/or the lifetime achievement of an American poet. The prize is donated by the family of the late Rebekah Johnson Bobbitt of Austin, Texas, in her memory, and awarded at the Library of Congress.


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Um, okay, I guess.... I have serious doubts about this "study" and its methods.


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Clue: Mortar


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Monday, April 21, 2008

Snippets

I have an episode of The Tudors from last night to watch, and I pray it is better than the last few of this new season. I am hoping it ramps up a little, because so far it has been pretty boring.


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Why are literary agents reading blogs? What is up with that? What are they looking for?


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Clue: Tears for Fears


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What Next?

"The debate on the Senate floor over a bill that would expand the prohibition of sexual orientation-based discrimination became personal and emotional this morning after a senator offered a rhetorical amendment to ban discrimination against short people."

(CO State Senator Greg Brophy reminds us that idiocy is still alive)


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How tiny jets, Soviet-trained math prodigies, American “ant farmers,” and dot-com refugees are revolutionizing air travel (James Fallows on DayJet)


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The new season of Battlestar Galactica is amazing. I already have my suspicions about who will be the one unknown cylon.


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Clue: Surpass


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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Scenes from the Bungalow

It is hard to believe the weekend is over, but it is time for us to head back to San Francisco. Won some money at Baccarat, but lost it back in slot machines. Spent yesterday lounging in a private garden bungalow with Jacob and my friends, which was restorative, to say the least. But glad to be heading home. My liver needs a rest!




















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I wonder who the hell is going to buy all these condos being built here! They are flying up everywhere, but the real estate market just isn't what it was when many of these projects were conceived.


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Clue: Boss


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Saturday, April 19, 2008

By the Pool

Ted Genoways reviews Stanley Plumly's new "biography" of Keats.


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Mary Karr presents Cavafy this week in the Post.


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Today is a day for lounging about and swimming. What better to read by the pool while lying abut outdoors in the heat than Derek Walcott.


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Robert Pinsky answers questions about Poetry at Slate.


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Clue: Tuxedo


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Friday, April 18, 2008

Quicker

I am surprisingly not hung over this morning, which is a good thing seeing today is my birthday. Now to go find 39 candles for my freakin' birthday cake...

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Ciao for now...

Okay, folks. We are off to meet friends in Vegas for a celebration. Will post later. Wish me snake eyes, windshield wipers, midnight, and cross-eyes. Because in the game of craps, coming out happens over and over, and chicken and eggs is not a meal but a wish.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Clue

First, you do this:



And then you end up here:





And once you are there, you need to spend some time here:



With a bunch of these:




Add all this up, and what do you get? My upcoming weekend, which starts tomorrow. Any guesses as to why we are heading out of town this weekend?


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Exclusions

Why is the Governator now saying he won't support a same-sex marriage ban being added to the Constitution? Why now seeing he has vetoed two separate bills since holding office that would have established same-sex marriage in the State of California?

"Sources wishing to remain anonymous in the California Court System indicate that the court, which has until June 2, 2008 to issue it's marriage ruling, is considering issuing it on Friday, May 23, 2008, with the decision being written by Chief Justice Ronald George. The Court is readying itself for a backlash that may follow the rumored and bold decision. There is talk that the Court will not simply strike down Proposition 22, but will move the State of California toward full marriage, if not even granting full marriage rights for gays and lesbians outright."

(from the Huffington Post)


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Long day today. Very long day. Clinic and then a business meeting. Tomorrow morning, Jacob and I are out of here. We are heading off for a long weekend. I wish today were tomorrow.


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One year has passed.


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"Gay activist Larry Kramer sent a critical letter last week to the PEN American Center, blasting the New York–based writers association for featuring few LGBT authors at an international literature festival it will host later this month and for failing, he says, to recognize their influence on art."

(from The Advocate)


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Clue: Machinations


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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Duh-lish-us

Ten course meal all with wine pairings! Simply unreal. Made more unreal by the fact this was the last meal served on the Titanic...

(via Cooking Monster)

Updated

The latest issue of NER is out and our website has been updated. Poets in this issue include:

ELIZABETH SPIRES
JOEL BROUWER
RICARDO PAU-LLOSA
SUBHASHINI KALIGOTLA
RACHEL RICHARDSON
SUSAN RICH
ERIC LEIGH
MARTHA RHODES
JASON SCHNEIDERMAN
DAVID YEZZI
NOVICA TADIC (translated from the Serbian by CHARLES SIMIC)
WILLIAM LOGAN
LYNN PEDERSEN

You can check out Joel Brouwer's poem as well as Jason Schneiderman's poem at the site.

You can even check out the entire table of contents. And I wouldn't be a good editor if I didn't ask you all to consider subscribing. If you use the discount code "SPCNER" you can get a year of NER for a measly $20. Every issue has tons of essays on all kinds of topics, poems, and fiction, too. I have nothing to do with the editing of non-fiction at the magazine, and I can tell you the magazine has among the best and more varied non-fiction of the quarterlies out there.

Wedding Bells

"Everybody knows of Omar Khayyam as a poet, and his mathematical contributions have been largely ignored."


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Is it Thursday yet? Excited to get out of Dodge.


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Looks like Delta and Northwest are getting hitched. I don't know why but I know this is going to end up badly. To me, both airlines offer a very B-grade product at best. Merging the two isn't going to result in an A class product. I suspect we will get a C-class product. The only thing more horrifying is the rumors floating around that Continental and United are planning a merger. Look here folks at Continental, you are the best domestic major airline. Do not merge with what is, in my book, one of the worst airlines out there, United. Do not do it!


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Yeats? Yeats!! Oh no, not Yeats. Yeats cannot be the source of the wretched "poet-voice"?


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A first edition, signed copy of Geography III is about to join my library.


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Clue: Poetry Pajamas


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Monday, April 14, 2008

Moon Day

Congratulations to G.C. Waldrep. He is the most recent winner of the Dorset Prize at Tupelo Press.


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"Well, first of all, I think that it would never happen in California because I think that California people are much further along with that issue. And, number two, I will always be there to fight against that, because it would never happen. I think we need a constitutional amendment so that foreign-born citizens can run for president, but not about gay marriage. That's a total waste of time."

(the Governator addresses the drive to constitutionally ban same-sex marriage in California, via Rex Wockner)


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What does Peru say to Yale University? Give back our artifacts!


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I cannot wait for Thursday.


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Clue: the Bee Gees


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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Northern California Book Awards

NORTHERN CALIFORNIA BOOK AWARDS ANNOUNCES WINNERS

Al Young receives Fred Cody Award
Sunday, April 13, 2008 at San Francisco Library's Main Branch

The Northern California Book Awards has announced the winners for its 27th annual Awards. Recognizing the best published works of 2007 by Northern California authors in six separate categories, the winners are:

Fiction:

* A Handbook to Luck, by Cristina Garcia, Alfred A. Knopf

General Nonfiction:

* Oil on the Brain: Adventures from the Pump to the Pipeline, Lisa Margonelli, Nan A. Talese/Doubleday

Creative Nonfiction:

* The Fragile Edge: Diving and Other Adventures in the South Pacific, Julia Whitty, Houghton Mifflin

Poetry:

* Time and Materials: Poems 1997-2005, Robert Hass, Ecco

Translation:

* Translation by Robert Alter, The Book of Psalms: A Translation with Commentary, by Robert Alter, from Hebrew, W.W. Norton

Children's Literature:

* The Apple Doll, Elisa Kleven, Farrar, Straus and Giroux


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Merchant of Venice

Have you been following Poetry Idol? Are you voting? Well, you should be. More folks need to vote.


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"I hate the term 'confessional' — it suggests a religious connotation, and I'm not religious. I just wanted to write about my own personal life, but a poet was not supposed to have a public life. For quite awhile I had trouble getting them published, but then some poets put them in an anthology and they got a lot of notice. Today, Mark Doty is one of the best young confessional poets."

--W.D. Snodgrass (from Deseret News)


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More errands today. It is sunny again here today, warm too. I actually wished we had air conditioning last night, a rare thing here seeing it is almost always between 42 and 60 degrees.


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Worked a little on the new poetry manuscript yesterday. Lots of work to do, and I am being good about keeping notes, jotting down things to work on. At least each time I return I have a map and notes on things I found previously. As I solve each problem, I remove it from the list but place it in another list in case I need to revisit the change. Yes, I know. I am obsessive-compulsive. I have been this way all of my life.


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I do not consider myself a man of faith, and yet I have noticed God or faith in a lot of my poems written over the past 5 years. I have no way of reconciling that. In fact, it kind of disturbs me. I never noticed it in the individual poems. But I see it in the larger context. Maybe I have read too much Donne and Herbert. Or maybe this is why I was drawn to them in the past few years in the first place. Chicken or the egg. No idea.


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"There's that crack about poetry that, unless you work for Hallmark, you can't make a living at it. Which is why poets have day jobs, mostly teaching in colleges and universities.

The classroom can certainly be a site of pain, but poet Fady Joudah's day job involves contact with suffering of a more elemental sort. He's an emergency-room physician at Houston's Michael E. DeBakey VA Medical Center."

(Eric Kayne on Fady Joudah from the Houston Chronicle)


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I really need to read Joudah's new book. I am very curious.


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Clue: "Not with a bang..."


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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Garcia Lorca, Taxes, and Edna Mode

"With a rare blend of grace, warmth, and scholarship, Leslie Stainton raises the stakes of our appreciation for the greatest of Spain's modern poets, Federico Garca Lorca. Drawing on fourteen years of research; more than a hundred letters unknown to prior biographers; exclusive interviews with Lorca's friends, family, and acquaintances; and dozens of newly discovered archival material, Stainton has brought her subject to life as few writers can."

(Judith Fitzgerald reviews Leslie Stainton's Lorca: A Dream of Life)


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"Titled 'Line Breaks and Tax Breaks: Poetry and Democracy,' Young’s address covered a lot of ground, but easily the most welcome idea—at least, to the gathered poets—was his suggestion that we consider following the lead of the Republic of Ireland and exempt the creators of art from taxes on money earned from their work."

(Al Young takes on taxes!)


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I despise unprofessional behavior in professional circumstances, dahling. Despise it! And literary organizations seem prone to unprofessional behavior. Why? I have no idea.






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Haute couture: yes. Video game personality? Um, I just don't know!


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Natasha Trethewey's Native Guard already above $100 bid on ebay. (via Deborah Ager)


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Clue: "Be distinct or be extinct."


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Friday, April 11, 2008

Poem

"The Moss Garden"


One of but a handful of truly "formal" poems I own.

Victor #27

Our Judge, Jacob, has selected Christopher Hennessy as the winner of Caption Contest #27.



"Giving new meaning to 'lube job'."


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Congratulations, Christopher! You win bragging rights, a $25 gift certificate, and entry into the Year End Caption Contest Throw Down! Christopher should contact me to set up his prize.


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Runner-up: Brent Goodman for "The decision to go commando in zippered coveralls put Derek in an awkward pinch."


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As always, Jacob and I thank all of you who entered!


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The Sad Hand

Your last chance to enter the caption contest below is this morning. So, if you want a chance at winning, now would be the time to enter. Jacob should have a winner named later today.


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SADNESS


1

Dear ghosts, dear presences, O my dear parents,
Why were you so sad on porches, whispering?
What great melancholies were loosed among our swings!
As before a storm one hears the leaves whispering
And marks each small change in the atmosphere,
So was it then to overhear and to fear.

2

But all things then were oracle and secret.
Remember the night when, lost, returning, we turned back
Confused, and our headlights singled out the fox?
Our thoughts went with it then, turning and turning back
With the same terror, into the deep thicket
Beside the highway, at home in the dark thicket.

3

I say the wood within is the dark wood,
Or wound no torn shirt can entirely bandage,
But the sad hand returns to it in secret
Repeatedly, encouraging the bandage
To speak of that other world we might have borne,
The lost world buried before it could be born.

4

Burchfield describes the pinched white souls of violets
Frothing the mouth of a derelict old mine
Just as an evil August night comes down,
All umber, but for one smudge of dusky carmine.
It is the sky of a peculiar sadness—
The other side perhaps of some rare gladness.

5

What is it to be happy, after all? Think
Of the first small joys. Think of how our parents
Would whistle as they packed for the long summers,
Or, busy about the usual tasks of parents,
Smile down at us suddenly for some secret reason,
Or simply smile, not needing any reason.

6

But even in the summers we remember
The forest had its eyes, the sea its voices,
And there were roads no map would ever master,
Lost roads and moonless nights and ancient voices—
And night crept down with an awful slowness toward the water;
And there were lanterns once, doubled in the water.

7

Sadness has its own beauty, of course. Toward dusk,
Let us say, the river darkens and look bruised,
And we stand looking out at it through rain.
It is as if life itself were somehow bruised
And tender at this hour; and a few tears commence.
Not that they are but that they feel immense.


--Donald Justice


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This poem recently came up in a conversation between me and a poet I just accepted work from for NER. When I went back and read it, I was surprised. I had forgotten how much I liked this poem. And it has that weird rhyme scheme, the same one he used in the very last poem he wrote: "There is a gold light in certain old paintings." The third section of this poem is my favorite of the sections.


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Clue: Windsor


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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Priceless

"Robert Hass' Time and Materials received a 2008 Pulitzer Prize for poetry on April 7, making it the first poetry book since 1983 to receive both the Pulitzer and the National Book Award."

(Nathan Heller discusses Robert Hass in Slate)



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The Guggenheim is set to depart Las Vegas. Having been to this museum, I cannot say I am surprised. Their exhibits were always just a collection of big names with no real organization or thread.


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Have you entered the Caption Contest yet?
20 entries are in, so far. You never know. Your entry could be the winner.


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Got all of my errands done yesterday: recommendation letters, taxes mailed off, new book ms. tinkered with, etc. The best part of the day yesterday? Spending a couple of hours with John Donne and chit-chatting with a good friend who is far away right now. At one moment, I felt like a Visa commercial. "Reading Billy Collins, $16.95. Reading John Donne, priceless!"


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Clue: Regular Strength


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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Separated at Birth

No clinic today, but lots and lots of errands. I have to mail off a check for taxes to North Carolina. NC is the only state I have to pay taxes in that doesn't direct debit from a checking account. God, how 1970 is that! CA and VT direct debit and direct deposit. NC needs to get off the dusty highway.


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Collin's recap of Idol is dead on, as always.
I mean right down to Jason Castro as reincarnation of the muppet, Janice.

























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Egypt sentences 4 men to jail for being gay.
I am speechless.


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The Caption Contest continues on (below). Have you entered yet?


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Clue: "Remember what the door mouse said..."


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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Caption Contest #27

There was a subtle change in the air. One smelled a storm approaching. You knew it was coming. You knew it! Yes, it is that time again. The Caption Contest returns. As always, the rules are the same. Post captions in the comments box below. Jacob shall select the winning caption. He is the Judge extraordinaire. The winner gets bragging rights and may or may not receive a monetary prize (usually a $25 gift certificate with winner getting choice of type so as not to offend any Amazon boycotters). The award of a monetary prize is decided before the contest opens. You know, another level of surprise.

Winners this year so far, include:

#24 : Leslie

#25 : Adam Deutsch

#26 : Shann Palmer

Which of you will join these three in the Year End Caption Contest Throwdown? Or will one of the three winners this year come back to take another win? And the photo? It is none other than this one:




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Let the Games begin...


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The Astrophysics of Metaphysics

"Forgive me Reader, blah blah sin, blah blah good girl, blah blah forgive, forget, forgotten, blah, blah, when you call my name it's a like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees, I want to take you there... Wait, where am I? Blah blah let's begin--"

Yes, Kelli continues her Tuesday Confessions, one of my favorite blog features out there.


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"I have a considerable reputation as perhaps the only person in America who disapproves of National Poetry Month. And I have spoken so much and so arduously and so hostilely about it that, of course, it would be foolish of me to attend to it at all. I'm an acknowledged enemy of National Poetry Month because what happens to the other 11? I'm not interested in that idea of ghettoizing poetry to the point where it is only to be attended to in that month, on those subway placards."


(Richard Howard reminds us about his stance on NPM)


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I completely LOVE Battlestar Galactica. I am so excited the new season is on, and glad to have TiVo. Also watching The Tudors, but I am hoping and praying that the show heats up a little, soon. The first two episodes of the new season have been slow and borderline dull. Still watching LOST, but have lost the love, so to speak. John Donne is my new Battlestar Galactica.


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Clue: "One hand in my pocket..."


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Monday, April 07, 2008

Pull It Sir

Well, in a bizarre twist, the Pulitzer Committee awarded two Pulitzer Prizes in Poetry this year...


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Personal Failings

“I was moved to write it because I’ve often heard people say that it doesn’t really matter what wrongs you’ve committed in your life, how many broken lives you’ve left behind, what wreckage you’ve left in your wake in your passage through the world. What really matters is that you write a great work of art. Any personal failings are considered forgivable. I can see how such a view can be held, but I don’t believe it is true. And I wanted to write something to explicate my own position.”
--Galway Kinnell (from Bookslut)


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The flight back from NYC yesterday afternoon/evening seemed to go on forever. But empanadas made up for it!


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John Ashbery returned last night. After months and months of him absent from my dreams, he returned. This time, he was grilling steaks in my back yard while wearing a grass skirt and flowers around his neck. The only thing he said was he needed more marinade for the steaks.


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Apparently, I have a poem in the May 2008 issue of The Atlantic. I don't subscribe to the magazine, so I haven't seen it, but apparently some who subscribe already have the May issue.


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Brent has a tentative pub date for his first book.


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Clue: "She dreams in color, she dreams in red..."


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Sunday, April 06, 2008

A Queen in the Harbour



I can see the Queen Mary 2 in the harbor. So weird seeing I saw her tendered off St. Lucia a couple of weeks ago. She is massive!


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The day of meetings is over, and I am flying back to SF this afternoon. I am excited to get home because Jacob got us empanadas. Yum yum. Can't wait. As Aaron would say, Duh-LI-cious!


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"Graham traffics in large statements (“the / end of the world can be imagined,” “fish are starving to death in the Great Barrier Reef”), but at times her thought can seem muddled, her diction puzzlingly imprecise, as when she writes that love is “like a thing floating out on a frail but / perfect twig-end.” How do we respond to a poet who is certain about the Great Barrier Reef but evasive about what stands before her eyes?"

(James Longenbach on Jorie Graham)


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On the plane here, I opened up the file holding my third book manuscript. I read it from beginning to end. I took three pages of notes, most of them corrections and things that need revision. I was right to wait until now to look at it. I would have ripped the manuscript up had I read it months ago. But on the way to NYC, I read it and did not dislike it. I could see that I had followed the right impulse in ordering the sections of the book, but I found a lot of problems with the second section of the book. Many of these problems were in the ordering of the individual section. I also found the most problems in this section. Part of me did not want to take notes. But the another part of me knew that if I didn't write down the notes it would take me longer when I came back to the ms. So, I have a lot of work in front of me. If I have a ton of time over the next 12 months, I could get this ms. to submittable state but, to be honest, that is unlikely. So, I suspect 18 to 24 months. I hope. Probably by early 2010, which is not that far away now.


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Poetry Idol
continues....



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Clue: Mistral


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Friday, April 04, 2008

Bye for now

Off to NYC for a meeting. Flight boards in 15mins. I wish I were going to NYC for fun, but alas... What are you doing this weekend?


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Congratulations to Tony Hoagland, winner of the Jackson Poetry Prize worth $50,000!


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Clue: Tesla Girls


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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Surprise?

"The golden age of poetic amateurism, when everyone wrote poems and published them in newspapers is ... now. Except it's the internet or NPR and not newspapers."

(J. Mayhew from ¡Bemsha Swing!)


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The new Wallace Stegner Fellows at Stanford are...


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If you are here in the Bay Area and free on April 13th, well stop on by.


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Still recovering from doing taxes yesterday. Today, back to clinic. Tomorrow, fly to NYC. Yes, I am definitely back in the swing of my life and not on vacation anymore.


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I am pretty sure I have posted this poem before, but I have it in my head this morning. I can even hear it in Walcott's unmistakable voice.




SEA GRAPES


That sail which leans on light,
tired of islands,
a schooner beating up the Caribbean

for home, could be Odysseus,
home-bound on the Aegean;
that father and husband's

longing, under gnarled sour grapes, is like
the adulterer hearing Nausicaa's name in
every gull's outcry.

This brings nobody peace. The ancient war
between obsession and responsibility will
never finish and has been the same

for the sea-wanderer or the one on shore now
wriggling on his sandals to walk home, since
Troy sighed its last flame,

and the blind giant's boulder heaved the trough from
whose groundswell the great hexameters come to the
conclusions of exhausted surf.

The classics can console. But not enough.


--Derek Walcott


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Clue: "We're gonna dance all night, Dance all night to this D.J. ..."


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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Meet the 2008 Guggenheim Fellows in Poetry

Meena Alexander

Rae Armantrout

Tim Bowling

Michael Paul Burkard

Dan Chiasson

Forrest Gander

Bob Hicok

Jack Marshall

Reginald Shepherd

Bill Zavatsky

... and Taxes

Dear God in Heaven. I have been in front of my computer doing my taxes since 8:30 AM. This year just about killed me. I finally have the Schedule C down for my income as a Poet. But this year, I had to get a fix on Cap Gains and Losses for the account we opened to save money toward buying a house. Jesus! Thank God the Turbo Tax program guided me through it. It took forever!!

The Skinny:

A refund from the Fed
Owe CA $172
Owe VT $17
Owe NC $32

Thankfully, the refund from Federal covers the amounts I owe the States. My Poetry income this year after expenses and deductions was almost $1,000.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Damage Control

Amazon begins damage control in the POD business.


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I keep wanting to play an April Fool's Day joke on you all, but I can't get myself to do it.


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Like This

"O’Hara didn’t introspect or recollect much. His poems lacked the formal appliqué of rhyme and meter, and, where most poets deposited words with an eyedropper, O’Hara sprayed them through a fire hose." (Dan Chiasson in The New Yorker)


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D.A. Powell reads my poem, "Or Something Like That," over at linebreak.


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"I confess I slept through another poetry reading. Honestly, how can one not? The shuffling of papers, the hemming and hawing, it's worse than watching paint dry because paint is pretty and doesn't talk in that weird poetry voice.

Why the poetry voice? And at the end of a poem there's that audience sigh, I think it's a courtesy breath to show they are still alive and awake. I apologize for my snoring, for the way I twitched and fell off my chair. Poet, I was dreaming someone was feeding you a dictionary of better words, I swear it."


OMG! Love this. Love it!


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I have to do my taxes tomorrow. I am so not looking forward to this. I get a little worse each year in timeliness of doing this. Last year, I was annoyed at myself for waiting until the end of March. This year, it is now April!


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Thanks to many of you who wrote in to let me know which books you have read lately that you have really liked. I have a couple ideas for books to read now.


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Clue: West House


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